|let's be honest|
I'd like to see a reality TV show that attempts to hunt down secret vegetarians and vegans who don't remind you about it at every breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
But now I'm making fun of people with unusual eating habits and I've strayed from mocking Catholicism - back to our Pope conundrum!
I was watching the news this weekend (not on purpose, came on right after basketball ), and they were talking about how the Vatican is trying to get a new Pope because they must be under the impression that someone cares about this. I mean I totally volunteered and stuff, but apparently they found out about the one time I stole Skittles in third grade.
Anyway, there was an awesome quote that went something like "These religious leaders will be meeting in the next few days to have what they like to call discussions."
I like that our religious leaders aren't having just plain "discussions" but are holding "what they like to call discussions." So. Much. More. Devout. Therefore, I'm determined to use this tactic to increase the perception of my overall importance in life.
Example A: "Regarding that issue, I will send you what I like to call an email."
Additionally, I saw this baller tweet from Steve Martin:
Moral of the story: using the above strategies, my life anecdotes are becoming exponentially more fascinating.
Example B: In my highly anticipated trip to the hotel's fitness center, I ran what I like to call a mile.
Example C: In my highly anticipated first blog post of March, this is what I like to call the end.